More from Roseanne

Conservatives are really smart people, and like P. T. Barnum, have gotten rich by never overestimating the intelligence of the American people. I think conservatives are basically assholes. Of you watch them closely for a minute or two, you will be able to recognize that they are the same kids in elementary school who ate their boogers, and I bet most of them still do, too. Can’t you just imagine George Bush, Pat Robertson, Reagan, Nixon, et al., hiding behind their respective school buildings sort of removed from the group, chewing on a you know what, enviously eyeing the children who could actually make friends, and then, with their weak chins aquiver, they would screw up their faces and scream, “I’m telling!” as they conjure up all the tight-lipped Protestant rage they are capable of mustering? What we need is a Woman, a mother for President, and I’m going to run someday, and my campaign motto will be “Let’s vote for Rosie, and put some new blood in the White House – every twenty-eight days.”

My Life as a Woman, 1989, pg 117